if you ever think my shorts are “too short” i want you to consider the following
- they are called “shorts”
- i look great
I haven’t done any of the things I wanted to do by the time I was 31! I haven’t met any Portuguese people! I haven’t had the perfect kiss!
You can tell how much someone is liked in a class by the amount of people that say “bless you” after they sneeze.
“hey do you want the rest of my-“
"u missed di schoo bus eh?"
"find a wey ti schoo den"